Martell Rants

Bill Rants – December/January

January 23, 2013
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Bill Rants – December/January

“Bill Rants” is my bi-monthly or if I’m especially pissed, monthly chance to take a look at the metal world with a cynical eye or sometimes even mention positive moments. Then it’s your chance to bitch back and tell me how much I suck. No wonder we both love this column so much: -...

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Bill Rants – October/November 2012

November 1, 2012
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Bill Rants – October/November 2012

- So Van Halen is pissed off because British Boy Band One Direction snubbed them in a hotel lobby. I really have no opinion on the matter accept I find it hilarious that One Direction had no idea who Van Halen was, but Van Halen seemed to know exactly who One Direction was! Also,...

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Martell Rants September/August

September 20, 2012
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Martell Rants September/August

This is normally my chance to bitch, moan, and complain about the people and events in metal that make my blood boil, but over the last six months I can say this music along with my family got me through some of the toughest times I have ever experienced. Many of you have noticed...

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Martell Rants – July 2012

July 29, 2012
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Martell Rants – July 2012

My one chance a month to rant, rave, and bitch about everything metal. This column always gets me the most email, so keep em’ coming: 1. This month saw new music from KISS (Hell or Hallelujah) from their new album Monster dropping in October; and we heard a new single from Motley Crue (SEX)....

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Martell Rants: June 2012

June 23, 2012
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Martell Rants:  June 2012

My one chance a month to rant, rave, and bitch about everything metal. This column always gets me the most email, so keep em’ coming: 1. Megadeth recently got stoned on stage in Croatia because rumors went around that WASP cancelled the festival because they didn’t want to perform with Mustaine and company. Is...

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Martell Rants: May 2012

May 20, 2012
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Martell Rants: May 2012

My one chance a month to rant, rave, and bitch about everything metal. This column always gets me the most email, so keep em’ coming: 1 – I want to start this month by congratulating Dr. Bogan of Australia. What is he a doctor of you ask? Heavy metal of course. Dr. Bogan was...

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Martell Rants: April 2012

April 19, 2012
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Martell Rants: April 2012

My one chance a month to rant, rave, and bitch about everything metal. This column always gets me the most email, so keep em’ coming: 1. I was reading a column by a reporter I won’t mention here about his trip to Israel. He was excited to be in the holy land, but shocked...

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Martell Rants: March 2012

March 18, 2012
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Martell Rants: March 2012

My one chance a month to rant, rave, and bitch about everything metal. This column always gets me the most email, so keep em’ coming: 1. I want to start off on a sad note. The passing of Ronnie Montrose is the loss of another legend. I knew Ronnie for his time with Sammy...

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Martell Rants: February 2012

February 12, 2012
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Martell Rants: February 2012

My one chance a month to rant, rave, and bitch about everything metal. This column always gets me the most email, so keep em’ coming: 1. I took a lot of heat for my column on G5 leaving ANVIL and some things I apparently insinuated. The fact is I can only write what I...

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