Top Ten Tuesday – They Won’t Say That

September 25, 2012
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Since we are near the end of summer I guess it’s time to have a little fun. This week we are going to give you the Top Ten things you won’t hear a Black Metal band say. Please remember these are just for fun and if you’re a Black Metal fan such as I, take it in stride and maybe even crack the corpse paint by smiling:

10 – Is that Poison, turn that shit up!

9 – Let’s run over and help put out that church fire.

8 – Graveyards at night just creep me out.

7 – How does Motley get their hair like that?

6 – Wow, death metal is better!

5 – I just love the feminine quality to Justin Beiber’s voice.

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4 – Dr. Dre and Jay Z are musical geniuses!

3 – Is this black nail polish too much?

2 – What is the proper phrasing for “Jesus Loves Us?”

1 – Were going to get rich off this album.

That was fun. Metal on,

Bill



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